Whenever my boyfriend has to take a dump he sends me upstairs or on a random errand. I guess he feels awkward when I'm around while he's doing his business. Dork.
"I just finished making some roses" or "oooooh boy it smells like roses in there" is what he'll laughingly say when he's done doing his business, arranging some flowers.
I guess his eight-year-old son finds it funny and I guess I do too, sometimes.
Sometimes, when I know what he's up to downstairs, I'll go down and stand outside and say "hows the gardening going?"
Usually he'll shoe me away because he feels uncomfortable with my listening. Weirdo.
I guess every couple has their oddities, their weird sayings. What are some of yours?
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